I am 100% sure they stole that April fools idea from us because I’ve literally had some shit like that saved with a music file and everything for today what even

This has been a post.

Well fuck.

Jordan and Michael got a liiiiiiitle tipsy…..

Jordan and Michael got a liiiiiiitle tipsy…..

we’ll be selling this fossil if anyone is interested

it’s about $25,000, no upkeep necessary other than keeping it in cool, dry area.

—SLOPF

jordan is tht u???

jordan is tht u???

going to disneyland and napping. wont be here for a week probs. Duces, bitches.

—fireworm

rebloggable by request

rebloggable by request

Anonymous asked:

Dear Rachel, you may very nicely sit on a screwdriver and spin like you are a pizza. you dumb cunt. turtles are innocent victims. sincerely, go fuck yourself

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Anonymous asked:

sams butt is like a wall.. but i would caress that wall all night

Anonymous asked:

So I found out Sam has a 19 inch Penis.. not sure if that's the reason Cole walks the way he does.. or what? But that surely has to be a pretty sight. Therefore I envy Cole.

REALLY??

dear-jasmine:

I’M REALLY MAD AT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! WHERE IS PRETTY LITTLE GROUPIES?!?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT GOT SHUT DOWN! I’M MAD MORE AT THE “TURTLES” OR WHATEVER THEY’RE CALLED NOW. 

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

I LOVED THAT BLOG. IT WAS LOVELY AND IF PEOPLE WANT TO CALL PEOPLE OUT THEN WHATEVER. 

P.S.

the pf fans are the worst judgmental jerks in the world. love Rachel

no.

http://t.co/95N2CBuO I’ll just leave this here..

sam did this while he was sitting next to me and I punched him

sam ur pants look like they’re soaked in period blood sorry but we’re not sorry

whostheshrubhannah:

thesecretlifeofparadisefears:

ugh you’re welcome

I hear sam miller is actually gay, but to hide it he hooks up with sluts like aaalll the time after shows LULZ

excuse u
he is exclusively with cole
no sluts

whostheshrubhannah:

thesecretlifeofparadisefears:

ugh you’re welcome

I hear sam miller is actually gay, but to hide it he hooks up with sluts like aaalll the time after shows LULZ

excuse u

he is exclusively with cole

no sluts

Anonymous asked:

if i could make love to this blog i would. sweet, sweet love.

ugh you’re welcome

ugh you’re welcome