earthtokelli: this still makes me laugh every time. back when we were funny. r.i.p.

earthtokelli:

this still makes me laugh every time.

back when we were funny. r.i.p.

things coming up

  • A Paradise Fears comic strip thingy should be uploaded either tomorrow or Wednesday
  • We will be welcoming a new member into the secretlife family
  • I will proceed to finish school like a boss and still have time to love you guys
  • I will continue to ask you guys to love me and be my friend because Caro probs hates me for being an asshole of a friend
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  • don’t hate me

Also, submit ideas for the comic strip.  Just because its drawn doesn’t make it any easier than with a picture.

And no stupid ideas like ‘make Sam look like a whore’ because it’s not funny because it’s true.

—Fireworm

livelifesmile143 asked:

How old is everyone in the band?

Lucas-18
Marcus-20
Sam-20
Cole-20
Jordan-22
Michael-20

Hey guys!  So I know we set up this whole anonymous thing so our personal lives wouldn’t become an issue with this blog.  I know we just started posting again too and everything, but on Friday night, a friend of ours passed away.  I know Mr. Flannigan is just as shocked as me, so we may not be posting for a little again.  We won’t abandon you again guys, we promise!!!  We just need a little time to collect because with whats going on, it wouldn’t really benefit the blog.

Thank you guys so much for just being an awesome fanbase and following our blog!  We will be back soon!  We love you all bunches and bunches!

—Fireworm

Anonymous asked:

I dont care if Sam's a good kisser or not but its nice to know he for sure straight! haha jk I always knew! as long as those girls are 18+ he's good!

Samse is straight….

That’s funny!

Brb, lol’ing my way to Trinidad.

—Fireworm

Anonymous asked:

That's funny, I think Sam's a GREAT kisser. That "girl from Minnesota" can suck it. #sorryimnotsorry

Sam’s been gettin pretty busy on Tour, I see…

—Fireworm

changethewayitsalwaysbeen asked:

Your picture of the guys spooning... Is that 'G' version, as opposed to Paradise Fork?

That would imply actual sexual intercourse, but their pants are most definitely on

Unless they got creative.

-Fireworm

Anonymous asked:

who is this person from minnesota who goes around on ask box's claiming that sam isnt a good kisser? please- Sam has probably kissed loads of girls in his lifetime, so don't feel so special.

I don’t know how to respond, but here’s a popcorn kernel being popped.